A Fluffy Ferret. This funster is the life of small mammal parties with his ball tricks and rabbit hunting skills. Watch how he tears apart the little rascals in great bloody globbets of flesh. Ferrety Cuddles is well known for his huge collection of good luck charms.

Awwwwww. How sweet. A little hooded rat. What a wonderful smile. I think he's trying to tell you how proud he is that he's just poo'd into that bowl of Coco Pops you're eating. Bless his little cotton tootsies. Sickly Cutems II is son of the great Sickly Cutems and follows the family tradition of chewing on electric cables, setting fire to sofa's and drawing blood when cornered.

Meece. Little cute bundles of fluff that squeek and stuff. A bit pointless really. They do wee everywhere they go though, all of the time. Outside of Stafford is a village called Coldmeece. Is this a place full of old age Meece who can't afford electric bills and little wollen mittens and die of hypothermia regularly?