I recently discovered some strange un-documented features of HTML. Apparently in order to make the world wide web truely accessible by all, HTML VBTL (Vitual Bunny Translation Language) has codes to communicate with animals.
I have spent the last year studying this code and the language of common household pets. I can now present to you web pages that will allow you to communicate with your pet.
This is all done using HTML to send a psychic signal through your monitor to your pet. Animals can pick up on this signal and respond psychically. The HTML code activates your modem to pick up these psychic thoughts and transmit them to a secret laboratory. The lab then sends back the response from your pet. Simple, yet effective...
So... get your pet in the room sit them comfortably and press on the paw below to start communicating...