Well, what on Earth could you want to know about me or this page? I'm sure that your time would be better spent down at the pub.
Go on! Now! Drink some beer/cider/wine/alchopops/spirits. Come back once that you're very drunk.
Okay. Now you're off you're face, it's time to welcome you to the Frames UN-ENHANCED version of this page. Frames are poo, so I got rid of them. Why am I talknig like this? Arrrgh! I'm becoming a SPOD. What you really want to know about is why the hell this page is like it is... I'm sure...
Okay, this may spoil some peoples illusions about the artistic creativity of me. I set the page up in response to everybody else doing it. After months of people going on about having a homepage and stuff, I finally cracked. The result was this. I never wanted to be a spod, so I decided to see what kind of page could be produced with NO HTML skills and as little time as is possible. The idea being that I never spent more than 4 hours on any single part of the page. Basic setup and page designs (+ Content) took 3 hours. Each animation took less than 3 hours. Even the updates have never taken me longer than four hours (including the last frames version).
Isn't this really dull. That's why I suggested you drink first. Hopefully your concentration will be low enough for you to never actually read this far.
Is it time for me to waffle about myself in some kind of self glorified manner yet? It is? Ooooh, goody!
Sorry, can't do it. If you really want to know more about me then I need at least another 100 E-Mails requesting it. So ner...
Oh yeah? Did I mention who I am yet? No? I guess your lucks out then, this page has just ended.
Feel free and easy to mail me at my Anti-Spam email address. This will send an autoresponder with my real email address to you...